Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I realise the tag wasn't the comeback I was hoping for. But things have overtaken my life as of now. Things, that in the near future will amount to nothing and everything.

They call it *sighs*

COLLEGE.

Here's presenting a Vellorian update:

1. A CR I know is called Mohammed Ali Jinnah. He was elected because of Surprise!Surprise! his NAME.

2. Security guards here have a whistle fascination. Anyone seen with 5 metres of a member of the opposite sex is whistled at.Vociferously.

3. Soulja Boy rules!

4.I'm being made to do a subject which in medieval Europe, was the stuff torture devices were made of: Engineering Drawing. Also referred to as GRD(Gang Rape Done)

5.Mess food is an exercise in futility. Vegetables trying to swim valiantly in an endless ocean of tel. And failing each time.

6.My Modern Physics teacher is Mr. Hota, who a classmate suspects I am illicitly sleeping with (because Oriyas and Bengalis apparently account for the same thing)

*guffaws*

Agar Mr. Hota nahi Hota toh bahut achha Hota.

7.My Warden(read as Idi Amin) loves me. That is because she thinks I have no interaction whatsoever with any member of the opposite sex. She should check out my phone inbox sometime. She'd have a field day.

8.I miss machch. I need fish. And separate class timings.

9.Late Night Movie marathons with Mad Angles and Haldiram's Bhel are the stuff dreams are made of. Another tip: Never watch Road/Euro Trip when you're trying to consume food and not barf all over your bed.

10. The bookstore and the liquor shop have the same name....BALAJI.

I'm sure I've left out like a trillion things which would have made more sense here. From a first stage Alzheimer's patient.. May the force be with you!

12 comments:

Doubletake, Doublethink. said...

agreed, agreed, but what the heck happened to you english? dude.

heh? ok said...

my friend rk is vellore's son of the soil. he tells me it's a nice place. even if it weren't, you'd have a great time in college. everyone does, when they let themselves.

Fishy! said...

Thank Heavens you are blogging again!
Loved the PJ about Hota.. Haha!
You'll get used to the life there, don't worry. *hug*

little boxes said...

yayay...you blogged!
man,its such a torture to see CCD banners adorned with tamil lettering (or maybe telugu or malayalam)...
so Hota bed mein kaisa hota?
yes yes,you can kill me for this.
have fun

Priyanka said...
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Doubletake, Doublethink. said...

see what wonders punctuation can do?

achha sorry, i know i'm sounding schoolteacherish. :)

Prince of Mirkwood said...

Hota's da man!! didn't know he was such a playa! so how long have you been sleeping with him?

ps. theres an oriya in my room but the rule doesn't apply for the same sex...

garcia kafka said...

After reading this hilarious piece, I believe the last sentence should have been written as 'May the farce be with you'..

Abhinav Rai said...

lol ! well said :P !

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ramya sriram said...

GOOD LORD. I got here looking for 'topor' (I'm an illustrator and didn't know how to draw one) and GOSH, you're from my college! Small world, eh!