Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Just a thought.

I had a conversation on Messenger today. Surreal is the only word I can use.
Participant 1: Death is pretty final, I'm collecting vinyl: That is me.
Participant 2: World is Suddener Than We fancy it : One of the people who have made me who I am.

I don't expect people to get this conversation. Or to comment. But Fishy! and little boxes probably will get parts of it. So will people who are as far gone off the tracks as I am. But I love the person I'm having this conversation with. Because I can speak to her like this and then expect her to talk to me tomorrow. You'll know why if you dare to read on.


Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

did u see the link i sent u yesterday?


You have just sent a nudge.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

which link, pray?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

wait

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

http://www.artofeurope.com/lorca/lor4.htm


Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

dekhli????????????????????????????

You have just sent a nudge.

You have just sent a nudge.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

oh oh oh

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

this one?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

haan i've read it before

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

surreal na

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

very neruda-ish

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

yesh totally.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

has to be na... lorca neruda.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

all around the same time.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

all spanish-speaking types

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

exotic

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

sigh sigh

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

yeah che guevara looorved this guy.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

you mean shay guevara

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

ofcourse.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

accha anyway i'm logging out now feel like reading mohsin hamid

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

is my blog looking nice now?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

yeah. but ur more colorful than that

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i go through phases na

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

will change it soon

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

im going and reading "perks of being a wallflower"

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

achha u have ne idea how the book is.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

the perks of being a wallflower

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

that is a book?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

yes.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

yarki maarchhish?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

dhat

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

pretty well known book re.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

okay wait lemme go check

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

plus this is like a small book.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

wallflower is very salingerish apparently

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

dekhe ne, MTV published it

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

Oh ok.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

don't you have a flight to catch tomorrow?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

*hint hint*

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

yeah so?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

wats dat gotta go wid me wanting to read a book?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i need to go!!!!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

oh...

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

toh bol na saala!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

hahahhahaha

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

u knoe im dense.....

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

aami jai, oh dense piece of matter

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

baibaibaiabai

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

lalallalallalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i feel loooooooooooooooooooooooooonie

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

good bye existential piece of shit!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

that is not me, oh fleshy one

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

goo goo goo goo goo goo

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

blllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaeuirg;sdoifn;kvbn;kscnv'lscmq

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

babibabibabibabibabibabi

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

what is babi?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

its actualy pigeon.....

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

OAAOE++++Pkodojwefm;lcmv'sd;kfs'dkfspdkfre-9w

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

you mean PIDGIN

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

you oaf

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

no pigeon

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

not pidgin.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

soidhf;aosimkcmvlasmd;flsoufpwr0uposlnvlnvcl;smv;sm;dmlsfmga;mgm;vfjg[wefowrjgm;/sdmf;msdf;smd[f

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

it isn not pigeon, it is traffic light

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

u shud join this community on facebook.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

"me and my best friend have conversations that are impossible to understand"

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

hahhahahahahah

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

are u really as happy as I think you are?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i am!!!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

*jumps jumps jumps*

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

booboo!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

galogalo!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

achha ok. go just get urself SOME WEED

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

And a BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

iodshfoishsihdfgishdgfioash

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

please

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

*prays*

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i love chickoooos

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

the fruit, you know, the brown fruit!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

chickoos!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

yum

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

hmmm. bye

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

chickoo chickoo chickoo

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

and passion fruit

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

BYE.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

although passion fruit looks like frogspawn once you open it

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

I LOVE U. BUT NOT THIS NOT NOW.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

but it is TASTY

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

you know you could copy/paste this into your blog.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

ill do that i think.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

on second thoughts, no. aamar reputation as an intelelctual khaaraap hoye jaabe

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

jay guroo deyvaaah owm

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

rite.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i am the eggman!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

dont u want your reputation to be kharap?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i am the eggman!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

u walrus!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

see how they fly like lucy in the sky see how they run

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

koyla!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

billboard.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

soccer.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

madhuri dixit!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

dhak dhak karne laga

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

tera dil roshan tera man roshan

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

AAAAAAAAAAARbiTTTT!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

*grin*

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

*lights up a city*

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

every day i want to fly... make sure theres a little pug beside me!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

yanna rascala!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

mindit

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i am Quick-Gun Murugan!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

grrrrrrrrrrr

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

sivaji!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

ganesan!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

this is SO going on my blog.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

why can't everyday be saptami?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

O MAA WHERE MY BAG HAS GONE?????

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

oi choitali! yoo are so chaildish!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

swagat aapka kar rahe hain hum

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

*Braless revolution*

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

rajma-chawal!! jiggy!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

CATFIGHT!!!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

meow fm!

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

huh?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

MEOW?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

why meow?!?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

cat fight

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

meow.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

I am joey tribiani *sobs*

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

zonk!!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

wasnt our band supposed to be called that?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

hahahhaa

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

*maa dekha de, noy trophy de*

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

that was our open quiz team name

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

accha, how do sea horses procreate?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i mean i know the father carries the babies

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

oral sex?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

but when they have orgasms do their tails uncurl?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

just imagine it.... i mean, kichhu to hoye

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

they dun really have orgasms?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

and it must be pretty special if the guy gets all knocked up.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

no but they SHOULD

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

i knoe.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

Just like we should.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

then their tails can curl and uncurl

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

like a cartoon

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

ewwww.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

hahah like we should

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

ofcourse we shud. Shouldn’t we?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

I WANNA BE A SEA-HORSE!!!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

i won't ever get pregnant!

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

true

can u imagine wat wud happen to our butts if we did?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

eeek.. erom shob kotha bolte nei.. shubh shubh kaha karo.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

ok i wont put this up.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

hahha

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

no no put it up TILL the relevant part

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

which is where?

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

*Finds a cure for cancer meanwhile*

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

*Comes back to humanity* WHERE?

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

till "joey tribiani…..

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

till joey tribbiani reads an encyclopedia for fun.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

dont put in the sea-horse bit

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

no no.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

dat made me proud of u.

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

that was just, like, a thought.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

i knoe.

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

But THAT was the closest we came to being relevant

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

haha

World Is Suddener Than We Fancy It. says:

okay put that up

Death Is Pretty Final Im Collecting Vinyl says:

i shall, love.


Yeah that is pretty much as much as I can put up on a public forum. Not public really. For that people would have to read my blog.

10 comments:

ad libber said...

I read it ad I understood it and was laughing throughout it and now I am scared for myself.

little boxes said...

ROTFL...
and yes,i did get it as you mentioned it!
its amazing how ppl can go on talking for so long after saying baibaibaibai within the first few lines of conversation!!

little boxes said...

swagat apka kar rahe hai hum...
lalalalalllallalala...
...and the bitch enters!
gawd...what a bamboo...!!!

Doubletake, Doublethink. said...

you do know i was joking when i told you to put that up. my reputation, annesha, my reputation. i'm not a retard, you know.

Doubletake, Doublethink. said...

okay i love you too. tomar opor post likhbo soon.

new age scheherazade said...

god you seahorses are crazy.

speedpost said...

@ad-libber:All I can say is I sympathise. I really, honestly do.

@Little boxes:yes we do. In fact last night's topic of discussion was phantom ganjee. And do u remember the dog-biscuits in Ranikhet?

@Doubletake: You better. And quick. Nahole Ghatotkatch for you.

@New age: Yes, tomar jokhon hobe na bujhbe.

Srin said...

I want to read Perks of Being A wallflower.

Anonymous said...

I am final, I am sorry, but it does not approach me. I will search further.

Anonymous said...

It is simply remarkable answer